TOTALLY off topic....

...but...does anyone really need a razor that VIBRATES?

I am talking, of course, about Gilette's new Venus Vibrance ladies "shaver", um, cough, cough, which I link to here solely for the purpose of illustrating its prettily pink color, its softly undulating shape, it's bulbous vibrating tip...and why not, I mean, several weeks ago, I posted a link to Toys in Babeland, although that site requires all who enter to certify that they are 18 years of agwe or older....

Oh, wait. It's a razor.

I just wish, oh how I wish, that I had been a fly on the wall in those marketing meetings at Gillette. "A new way for Gillette to penetrate the market for women's personal products." "The Vibrance: making grooming the bikini line fun again!" "Top 10 reasons why the Venus Vibrance is better than a man..." "Venus Vibrance: Turn it on."

But I have a better idea. How about a razor that takes out the garbage and mows the lawn?

YC