Friday, June 27, 2008

If you're fat, then what am I?



Bitch is fat. Anyone can see that. Now, if only she could curb her appetite enough to look a little bit more like this one, maybe she could actually take her modeling career to that next level.

Right?

(crickets chirp)

(more crickets chirp)

Um, right, Brazil? What's that you say?

(throat clearing)

(more throat clearing)

Yeah, that's what I thought.



YC

12 comments:

DebPC said...

Remind me never to wear a bikini in Brazil...

Yoga Chickie said...

Yeah. Me too.

Marianne said...

Kiera Knightley needs yoga. Check out those slumped shoulders.

marĂ­lia said...
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marĂ­lia said...

http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL606418-9798,00-KAROLINA+KURKOVA+EXIBE+GORDURINHA+E+CELULITE+NA+SAO+PAULO+FASHION+WEEK.html

take a look here and maybe you'll understand. ( I'm not sure if you can see the complete link, I hope so)

sarapulschool20 said...

now, don't be jealous! she is pretty, but so are dozens here in my little town in russia. as are many in greece, turkey, czech repblic, austria, usa, etc. THE WHOLE WORLD. lots of beauties...
she is lucky to be te one being paid for her abilities as a model. i only hope she enjoys the drudgery of the job. day in day out hurry to set a pose for a cranky photographer, hurry to get to a set on time, change clothes, redo makeup, etc etc. i prefer my slow routine-work 6 months, rest 6 months in russia!

Anonymous said...

Okay.
I will be cursed for this, but I'll say it anyway.
She IS fat.
I personally think she looks okay, not fat as in overweight, but fat as in fat-for-a-top-model.
I would probably give my left boob to have this body,
but I'd give both boobs to look like
Keira.
Face it, today's beauty image is despised, because only few have the restraint to reach it.

Anonymous said...

She is about a million times prettier then Kiera on he best day. She has a perfect goddess like body. That is why she is still a top model after all the stupid things that they said in Brazil. Even among models her body is great. Yes, she is a littl more curvy, but most designers, photographers and people realize her body is better. She is not only very thin, but she has a but as opposed to a flat ass.

Anonymous said...

She is about a million times prettier then Kiera on he best day. She has a perfect goddess like body. That is why she is still a top model after all the stupid things that they said in Brazil. Even among models her body is great. Yes, she is a littl more curvy, but most designers, photographers and people realize her body is better. She is not only very thin, but she has a but as opposed to a flat ass.

Anonymous said...

btw...your bog cracked me up for like a whole minute.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and to the poster above me let me explain. Its not a question of restraint. No amount of restraint will make most women look like Karolina. And thinner does not equal better unless you are too fat, which she is not. After that you become too thin which is equally unattractive. See?

Chagrin said...

I'm Brazilian. Let me apologize for the morons in my country that say this. Most people in Brazil are not vicious pricks like this.

She is beautiful, she is not fat, the media needs to shut the fuck up and accept the possibility that some women have curves.

To be frank, those are the women I rather have in my bed.

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