Saturday, December 16, 2006

Elisha Cuthbert: Trainee

"Is it time, Paris, I mean, Master?"

"A Pantawan must learn patience."

"Thank you, Master.

"Pantawan, have you prepared to exit the vehicle?

"Yes, Master, I have removed my panties and I have hiked up my skirt. I await your command."

"Pantawan, your moment to prove your worth has come. Exit the vehicle, legs akimbo! NOW, PANTAWAN! GO! GO FORTH AND SHOW THEM YOUR BUSINESS!"

"Thank you, Master, I shall make you and my gynecologist proud."

(wiping away tears of joy) "May the whores be with you, Pantawan."

"As long as you are by my side, Master, as long as you are by my side."

(thank you, Egotastic for the photo)


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