Saturday, December 29, 2007

For Owl (OvO): Throwing down

I see you one wordy post and raise you one One Taste video. Now, what were you saying? One Taste is a place to explore naked yoga without sexual subtext?



Discuss.

YC

27 comments:

skelly said...

What utter bollocks, Im sorry but nothing that woman said resonates with anything I believe, in fact she irritated me so much I want to slap her, HARD. I hate when anyone speaks for "women" "we" think this "we" think that. Oh yeah of course we all have the same mindset, sorry I forget that. Bollocks. I for one have never said "no" and meant "not right now" if I mean not right now, and heres a shocker, I say "not right now". Now I would not be so presumtious as to speak for the whole of womenkind, but I would hazzard a guess that a lot of women like me actually say what they mean, so if they say no f**k off just f**k off.

laksmi said...

okay, that woman is just plain old gross. of course she's telling people to keep trying when the get a no because that's all she ever gets is NO. I suppose she thinks that if kids say no they really mean yes--that's what nambla folks think. She's an utter WANKER and i feel super sorry for all those stupid rubes that are sitting their smiling. BTW, what is with everybody rolling their foot around and twirling their ankle? I mean, go anywhere and you'll see people do it (mostly women). I think it's anger that everyone's just trying to stuff down. this is a nice inflammatory video, yc. good work!

samasthiti said...

Some thoughts..

I was waiting for the woman on the right to catch on fire.

Does this have something to do with yoga?

I don't think this cocktail party psychology has anything to do with anything.

I hate that pink dress, it's making her boobs look long and saggy.

CJ said...

omg did she get paid to say that? She obviously has a few things to learn back in psychology 101.

laksmi said...

she does have horrible saggy boobs and that dress sucks. It's no wonder she's not getting any. I'd like to introduce her to someone I know who once said, 'there is no rape in marriage'. The two of them could have a good time raping each other. And yeah, it would have been good to see the bitch at right catch fire. I think instead of going down to tim's in feb, we should all pay these whores a visit and see if they'll get it on with us. If they say no at first, well, i'll just keep trying, even if it takes years, because I want those saggy ass tits.

(0v0) said...

Why are you obsessed with One Taste?

(0v0) said...

Also, I did not say that.


I said this.


Relax! It improves reading comprehension.

The Norman interview is awesome. Especially where he talks about asana as purely physical practice, right there at the start.

Happy New Year.

laksmi said...

owl, you mean my reading comprehension is bad because i'm stressed? that makes sense.

Carl said...

Lauren, what do you have against sex? Who cares if One Taste is chock full of sexual subtext, whatever that is?

laksmi said...

carl, hello? I can't say it. Susan should say it.

I think if they have naked yoga, they should call it 'One Smell'. Oh, and if Owl goes, I really want to hear about it.

laksmi said...

carl, hello? I can't say it. Susan should say it.

I think if they have naked yoga, they should call it 'One Smell'. Oh, and if Owl goes, I really want to hear about it.

Carl said...

Laksmi, why would people smell any different clothed or naked? Aside from fabric softener and soap scents, etc.

laksmi said...

dude, the layer of clothes helps keep the smell of ass, jacksy, and balls at bay. No fabric, all that mess is flying all over the place. Clearly, you have never adjusted anyone... :)

Yoga Chickie said...

At the risk of sounding really really bitchy, forget whether he has adjusted anyone...it sounds as if he has never been naked with anyone. Seriously. Which would be sad for women in general. Men too, I guess. But mostly for women. Come on, Carl. Test those waters, or rather, those smells.

laksmi said...

Carl always suckers them into taking a bath, remember? So maybe he never has smelled the smells...

Yoga Chickie said...

Maybe it's a Lars and The Real Girl kind of thing. And no, I am not wanking for that movie.

Yoga Chickie said...

Maybe it's a Lars and The Real Girl kind of thing. And no, I am not wanking for that movie.

samasthiti said...

Laksmi, I can't say it either. I mean I'm not totally inflammatory..I have manners.

laksmi said...

sooze, you're the teflon blogger. it's not that you have manners, it's that you have smarts and know how to get out of the way at the right time.

samasthiti said...

What about all those black flaky things that start to happen after years of use?

I hate teflon..I like cast iron better. It's all I cook with, well that and Le Creuset enameled pots.

Carl said...

Lakmsi, If you stink during practice then you need to bathe beforehand. I can't believe I have to explain this to you!

Lauren, I've been naked with ladies a time or two. You're right that there are scents that accompany females. The scents that emanate from clean females are vastly more pleasant than those that come from females that haven't bathed in a while, or that didn't bathe carefully. A clean yogini can practice naked without any risk of offensiveness to any of the senses. Except perhaps to the aural sense. There are some chicks out there with seriously grating voices but since ashtangis don't say a whole lot when they practice that's probably a moot issue.

(0v0) said...

Well, look what I missed while I was off skinnydipping with random ashtangis.

Carl, you are not really voicing a sex-positive vibe here, TBT. What's up with that? Sex-positive requires you be scent-positive.

Lax, if the NY happens, I will of course tell you. What you said about Mari C is hysterical. I'll do the test sometime.

YC, you should dedicate a post to me more often! Look at all these comments! I'm good for business.

Warmest wishes for the new year. It's going to be a good one.

laksmi said...

Carl, I DO wash before practice, always, so that I do not offend in supta vagasana, which is a 100% crotch available adjustment. What I'm saying is that people don't realize that as they heat up, they get whiffy and this is why THEY MUST WASH BEFORE GOING TO PRACTICE. I can't believe I had to explain that to you.

Yoga Chickie said...

And just think - if I were one of those bloggers who replied to my commentators, this would definitely be rolling into the fifties or sixties or more in comments.

But I don't get into that, really. I just like to be read. Comments are fun. But I count my readers, not my commentators.

(0v0) said...

But YC, a huge percentage of hits--even apparently "real" ones--are generated by spiders and bots. When my university improved its stats package, the real traffic to my professional pages decreased by about 80%. Talk about a hit. :) Apparently the number of hits from minor (non-google) bots increases gradually the longer a site is online. Young sites don't see that kind of traffic.

I hope I haven't created any trauma by sharing this information.

But you're making art here; are you not? Isn't the act an end in itself? The whole Arjuna thing?

Carl said...

Thanks for clarifying that for me Laksmi.

Owl, being sex-positive or scent-positive doesn't mean one has to accept skunkiness. Clean women that live cleanly smell good. When a person becomes smelly, they need to bathe thoroughly. That hippie business about activating the love-whatevers by steeping in one's own skunkiness is some kind of myth.

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