The cynic's guide to social niceties
"No offense, but...."
Translation: "In about one second, I am going to totally, intentionally offend you.""None taken."
Translation: "Offense TOTALLY taken.""Hey, how are you?"
Translation: "Just say fine, just say fine, just say fine....""I'm fine, thanks."
"No worries."Translation: "No worries, personal details will not be shared at this time."
Translation: "You suck.""Why are you getting so defensive?"
Translation: "I derive pleasure out of fucking with you.""With all due respect..."
Translation: "With absolute disdain..."Feel free to add on.
YC .
5 comments:
"Excuse me" -- means, I'm getting in line ahead of you with no excuse.
"Sorry" -- means, not at all sorry.
"Have a good day" -- may mean, have a terrible day (depending upon he circumstances.
That's nice= Fuck you.
bebe - remember this? "M'kay" means "I'll seat your family in about an hour."
"I don't mean to annoy you but..." = This is going to piss you off but I'm going to say it anyway.
I say "you're welcome" when I do something nice for someone like let them through or hold a door open for them and they don't say thanks.
"In all due respect"
with absolutely no respect......
"Uddiyanda banda"
Your stomach is sticking out.....
"I'm fascinated by Paris Hilton"
I love gossip--
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